I must say, the bran muffin references are tickling my funny bone?

I searched "bran muffin" and it had nearly 700 references, plus off to the side it said "secret bran muffin recipes" and a link...okay, it is late, but I thought to myself whilst rubbing my hands together, "ha ha ha (evil laugh) I will soon have THE SECRET bran muffin recipe...soon I will rule the WORLD!"